tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4814216777511431797.post7402353100886299402..comments2023-07-27T07:04:01.340-05:00Comments on Derby Helper: Roller Derby... of the Future!!Tomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02002467002116546428noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4814216777511431797.post-45793730178818069402010-09-17T12:55:47.061-05:002010-09-17T12:55:47.061-05:00Shock collars trumps my previous idea of tazers to...Shock collars trumps my previous idea of tazers to get skaters off the track.<br /><br />Another idea is to add a ball. I don't know what to do with it, but when people unfamiliar with the sport ask if there's a ball you can just respond "yes" and move on.L8R SK8Rnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4814216777511431797.post-31985042860789949742010-08-18T20:00:38.319-05:002010-08-18T20:00:38.319-05:00This is amazing!This is amazing!Olive Torturehttp://www.cajunrollergirls.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4814216777511431797.post-77333298661000205142009-11-23T08:18:08.647-06:002009-11-23T08:18:08.647-06:00We've discussed shock-collars at almost every ...We've discussed shock-collars at almost every Ref meeting. Another thought would be to have the bench coaches tied into one of the stunt pull-back rigs. This would help to keep all the time outs civil and, where necessary, make ejections efficient and brief.Voice of tReasonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03603509189853204721noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4814216777511431797.post-13963200265053655022009-08-19T12:20:25.100-05:002009-08-19T12:20:25.100-05:00Can we vote the figure 8 track in immediately? :)...Can we vote the figure 8 track in immediately? :)eRacer Xhttp://eracerx.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4814216777511431797.post-65792635500902220312009-08-18T15:07:47.728-05:002009-08-18T15:07:47.728-05:00I want all skaters to wear wireless transponders w...I want all skaters to wear wireless transponders with accelerometers and an 'electric fence' detector. Now you can do automatic scoring, and detecting out of bounds is easy....<br /><br />While we're wishing, how about speedometers on the skates, and a 'rabbit' in the front to regulate pack speed (a la greyhound racing...)nullsethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12358712126863216388noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4814216777511431797.post-35578862935808184842009-08-14T15:03:25.111-05:002009-08-14T15:03:25.111-05:00Bladder-like devices? Come back next week, folks, ...Bladder-like devices? Come back next week, folks, for "Water Bras... of the Future!!"Jessticular Fortitudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12144247035515844829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4814216777511431797.post-36883464100052721412009-08-14T13:42:55.224-05:002009-08-14T13:42:55.224-05:00I like the Figure 8 track. The rocket assisted sk...I like the Figure 8 track. The rocket assisted skates could be done flameless with compressed gas. If you only carried enough for one jam, I think it could be built into bladder-like devices built into the uniforms. Although adding more material to the uniforms is totally not cool.Insecurewalrusnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4814216777511431797.post-85044894599649198682009-08-13T15:06:07.528-05:002009-08-13T15:06:07.528-05:00Oh man I just thought of another one...
11. Over...Oh man I just thought of another one... <br /><br />11. Overtime jams will be done on tricycles.Jessticular Fortitudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12144247035515844829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4814216777511431797.post-29975385640176458612009-08-13T12:24:48.200-05:002009-08-13T12:24:48.200-05:00Figure eight track actually happened back in 1989 ...Figure eight track actually happened back in 1989 on the strangest version ever of "Rollergames." Though they added a jump, a "wall of death" and an alligator pit for "sudden death overtime."<br /><br />One of the weirder ideas suggested by a fan for a purported new version of that show included jetpacks on the backs of skaters. One would suppose that would decrease the number of back blocking penalties.Grand Poobahhttp://www.derbynewsnetwork.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4814216777511431797.post-79137286954289986052009-08-13T09:26:21.044-05:002009-08-13T09:26:21.044-05:00oh yeah, an old boyfriend of mine ( before I got m...oh yeah, an old boyfriend of mine ( before I got married) thought it would be funny if wheels lock up as soon as you step out of bounds. My husband thinks the second period should be played in the reverse direction.Ericahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07196956539801242291noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4814216777511431797.post-4088911424361752062009-08-13T09:24:25.855-05:002009-08-13T09:24:25.855-05:00This is really funny. I wanted to follow your blog...This is really funny. I wanted to follow your blog but you don't have that widget thingy on the side :)Ericahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07196956539801242291noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4814216777511431797.post-5130179641062679652009-08-13T09:19:07.853-05:002009-08-13T09:19:07.853-05:0010 minutes jams where you're not allowed to pa...10 minutes jams where you're not allowed to pass the star! Slalom runs and an obstacle course!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4814216777511431797.post-61895489269021470352009-08-13T09:12:49.956-05:002009-08-13T09:12:49.956-05:00YES!YES!Chrishttp://www.ink2think.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4814216777511431797.post-5570003523656979032009-08-13T08:58:32.763-05:002009-08-13T08:58:32.763-05:003-legged derby? Potato sack derby? Marathon derby...3-legged derby? Potato sack derby? Marathon derby where you play it over a 26 mile road course?Some Derby Dudenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4814216777511431797.post-70547978919416658182009-08-13T08:35:43.094-05:002009-08-13T08:35:43.094-05:00HAHA FIGURE 8 TRACK!! I love it... can we start pu...HAHA FIGURE 8 TRACK!! I love it... can we start pushing for this now?Sasshttp://www.twitter.com/critical_sassnoreply@blogger.com