Times are EST
7:06AM
Dru: I'm all geared up and heading to Dorton Arena for the start of Regionals.8:30AM
yellow brick road to derby!!!
9:00AM
First Jam of the day!
10:50AM
#9 seed DC Rollergirls upset the #8 seed CT Rollergirls 139-70
12:45PM
Upset streak ends at one. #7 Steel City Derby Demons nuke the #10 seed Dominion Derby Girls off the face of the earth, 237 - 30
1:30PM
Gotham/Providence lining up2:30PM
#1 seed Gotham fails to follow Steel City's example, only manages a paltry 156 point win over #6 Providence Roller Derby by a score of 181-25.
2:50PM
Joy Collision of Charm City sets a WFTDA Tournament record by scoring 30 points in one jam. That's 6 grand slams. I'm not sure I could even do 6 LAPS in two minutes.
4:45PM
#3 seed Charm City roars to a 213-28 over #9 D.C. In the process, they scored as many or more points in one jam than three other teams have managed to score in a whole game. I hear that for the next bout, they're wearing blind folds and using three wheels on each skate.
7:00PM
#7 seed Steel City is still dizzy from scoring so much in their first bout, #2 Philly drubs them 219-50.
9:35PM
#5 seed Boston sees that the crowd is ready to finally watch a competitive back and forth bout that goes down to the wire. Boston flips the audience the bird and pummels #4 Carolina 112 to 40.
Average margin of victory per bout - 143 points
Average number of exciting endings per bout - zero
More pictures are forthcoming once Dru sleeps off his hangover enough to plug in his laptop. Here's to a more competitive day two! *chugs beer*
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You must have been drinking heavily during this event. #2 Philly beat #7 Steel City 219-50. #4 Carolina was later bested by #5 Boston 112-40
ReplyDeleteAnd now you know the dangers of trying to cover an event 30 seconds at a time while taking care of personal business like a good responsible taxpayer. Boston, Philly, all those large east coast cities with funny accents that were pivotal in the revolutionary war look alike to me.
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